runwithskizzers:
“ divinedorothy:
“ Let Him Have The Sausages
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i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot
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Do I have to leave California? 🌴🌊💙 (at Ballast Point: Long Beach)
*goes to a Houston Dynamo game, but only takes pictures with former LA Galaxy players* Shoutout to the Garcia-Prats for the awesome tickets! #thatfamilyisfamous (at BBVA Compass Stadium)
It’s not HOU, it’s me (& also Brenda) 😎 (at Houston, Texas)
Hi. I miss you. And I’m so proud of you & your promotion at work. K, bye 💃🏻

a-team11:

Savage.

(via loveussoccer)

nasty-fvck:

things my parents never discussed with me

Save 10% of each check and put it into your savings. Living paycheck to paycheck will never keep you ahead of the game.

If you’re undecided about a career, pickup a trade or work your way up the ladder at your job. Do not continue to work in the same position for more than 2-3 years.

Seek therapy for your issues instead of self medicating with casual sex or drugs, venting to your friends constantly, becoming antisocial or co-dependant on someone. It’s not healthy.

If you’re not receiving the same energy you put into a friendship or relationship, leave. You are not a doormat.

*feel free to share*

(via dirtylittlestylewhoree)

Fun fact: In Vegas, the plural form of Elvis is Elvii! (at The Neon Museum)
Happy birthday, Tuck! 💜😍🔥